KEYWORDS: offer, deal, test, time, life

Deal of a Lifetime, The

May 5, 2003

[GP Tract]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have the deal of a lifetime for you!

I started off in Construction and now I've also moved into Recycling and Repair. My name is Jesus and I'm the best in the business. Here's My free trial offer: I will fix whatever you most want mended!

But before you answer too quickly, listen to this:

I mean anything! Go a few steps beyond thinking of a broken television or your car problems. Think big!—Your health, your life, your broken heart, any impossible situation you're caught in—anything!

Of course, it's hard for you to believe My claims if you don't know for sure that I'm on the level; that I'm real and ready to back up everything I say. So I'm also making you another free trial offer: Test Me! You can put Me in a test tube and see if I work! And you are the test tube! Just ask Me to come into your life and change things by making them better. If I can't do it‚ then you can forget about Me and this offer. But if I come through for you, if I prove to you personally that I'm real, think of what you will have gained!

And what do I want from you in return?

The only thing I want from you is your love. I want for you to choose Me to solve your problems before you choose any other solution; and I'll get you to feel like that by actually fixing each problem you bring to Me.

This is not a promise for the future‚ although I have lots of those as well. This is for right now, and for each and every time you put Me to the test! I mean it!

Does it sound too good to be true? I said it's the deal of a lifetime! You'll never get a better offer than this—and you haven't even heard all of it yet!

What did you do to deserve all this? Nothing! When you're in love with someone, they don't have to do anything to get your favor; you want to do things for them. And that's why I want to do this for you, because I love you!

I also have a lot of other unbeatable deals for you, and you can find many of them in the Bible. But I'm no fool; I know you won't even bother to read it if you don't first know that I'm real and that those promises are not just a bunch of sweet words!

So do this one thing: Ask Me to prove I'm real, that I am who I say I am, that I will do all the things I say I do, and then stand back and watch Me come through for you! I promise you I will do it for anyone that honestly asks Me. And I promise you this, you will be glad you did!

On to the next step: After you put Me to the test, if you are satisfied with the results, then I would ask one small favor of you: Pass this offer on to someone else! Or to as many as you will! Word-of–mouth advertising from a satisfied customer is the best kind, and that's what I like! Now that's asking no more than anyone would when they've given you a good deal on something or provided good reliable service. And like other good businesses, each time you refer someone to Me by giving them this offer‚ I'll mark it up to your credit and I'll repay you for it! How's that for a deal? You can't lose!

I've been around a long time and, believe it or not, this dynamite offer is the same one I've always offered; I'm just stepping up My advertising a little to keep up with the changing times. Time is short and times are changing.

Do yourself a favor and try it! You'll be glad you did! And so will whoever else you give this to, if they'll try it too!

Don't forget, this offer is only the introduction! There's a lot more—and I mean a lot more! And it's all for you and your good! First try this, then I'll show you some more.

So, ask Me to come into your life and fix whatever is broken. I'll move in with a complete program of repair, restoration and even some new improvements if you want them, and a whole new range of possibilities for you to pick and choose from as you wish.

Is that a good deal? It's the best! Try it! Do it now and let's get started! Just tell Me right now, "Jesus, it's a deal! I'll take Your offer. Come in and let me see what You can do, and if I'm satisfied with the results, I'll refer others to You!"

With love from your Heavenly Repair Man,